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The Basics

What is their favorite color?
Red or blue...?

Favorite food?
Pasta. Or lobster.

Favorite movie?
I don't think she watches movies...

Favorite TV show?
Or TV, for that matter...

What is their middle name?
Veronica.

What's their dream job?
She's already doing it.

What is their biggest fear?
Failure. Not that it ever happens.

Who is their best friend?
Me~ Of course~

When is their birthday?
March 17th

What color are their eyes?
The loveliest blue~ <33

What is their height?
175cm exactly~

Any distinguishing marks?
Her body is flawless.

How do they feel about...

Super happy, trendy people?
They annoy her.

Goth people?
I don't even know what that is.

Sex outdoors?
...I'll have to ask her...

Divorce?
...Not entirely sure.

Democrat, Republican, or independant?
She's a Queen.

Pro life or pro choice?
Definitely not pro life... -laughs softly-

Tatoos- sexy or stupid?
Stupid.

Cats or dogs?
Cats.

South Park or CNN?
...What?

Coffee- black or cream & sugar?
She prefers tea.

A little more complicated

What do they love most about you?
My gentlemanly charms~

What's their biggest pet peave about you?
...My cockiness.

They would rather cut off their own arm than__________________?
Lose all of her data.

What's their biggest addiction?
Power. Or control.

What is their "type"?
Handsome noblemen.

What was the name of their first boy/girlfriend?
Alfred~

Their first thought when they wake up?
"Goodness, there's this wonderful, handsome man beside me~"

Were they into you right away, or did you have to grow on them?
Well... She doesn't show it... But I know she liked me from the start~

If you needed a kidney, would they give you one?
...I would hope so.

Your best friend just contracted a terrible disease. Their reaction is?
Well I don't have any friends. Other then Alexia. And she wouldn't get a disease.

It's your birthday. What does your sweetie have planned?
A romantic evening~

Right now, how many days have they been wearing that pair of socks?
...She doesn't wear socks.

You're offered a great job in another state. Do they go with you?
I wouldn't leave Rockfort.
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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Antarctic Research Facility
  • Interests: Torture, German weaponry, War
  • Favourite movie: Psycho
  • Favourite band or musician: David Bowie, Frederic Chopin
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, classical
  • Favourite poet or writer: Shakespeare
  • Favourite style of art: Portraiture
  • Favourite game: Snake
  • Personal Quote: "More for my little rats? As you wish!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Harrington & Richardson Plainsman Model 865
  • MSN: Ask me for it.

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:iconclement-darling:
Hello, I'm clement, I own a high security prison, and my I've discovered a secret military base under my prison, which is strange, even for me and I have manufactured a compound (I call it zombie juice) which in the right hands can eather sustain life or turn a creature into a mindless mutant! I've tested it on the population of bayou and it works! and I plan on sending it to Mr. Goldman Dr Curien and was wondering if you are interested? check out my profile for more info

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"And there you go distracting me!, Now its gone all down my left leg. I'm gonna look like like I pissed myself!"
My Most embarrasing moment
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:iconmrghostface13:
Would you like to star in biography movie about yourself and alexia, after all you are the my idols, when I grow up I would like to be like you
lord Ashford
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:iconmrghostface13:
It's funny, all the people here seem a lot smaller through the lense of the camera,
oh how rude of me, My name is MrGhostface13
but you can call me glass man, Do you belive the whole world are merely toys for your amusement?
if so you are more like me than you think!
I enjoy probing the minds of people, you never know what you might find.
so I'll leave you with one of my trademark horror trivia question:
who was first to die in the film psycho?
p.s what is your nationality? I'm british
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:iconmrghostface13:
It's funny, all the people here seem a lot smaller through the lense of the camera,
oh how rude of me, My name is MrGhostface13
but you can call me glass man, Do you belive the whole world are merely toys for your amusement?
if so you are more like me than you think!
I enjoy probing the minds of people, you never know what you might find.
so I'll leave you with one of my trademark horror trivia question:
who was first to die in the film psycho?
p.s what is your nationality? I'm british
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:iconberceusequeen:
I do apologize for not being able to make it for Christmas...However, I hope you found your gift. I left it under the tree so you would be hard pressed to miss it.

Also, to make up for my absence, you may pick a show (NOT a circus), and restaurant of your choosing...It's been a good while since we've gone out since...

Well, you understand I'm sure.

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Every last creature on Earth will exist to serve me...
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:iconberceuseking:
It... It's alright, Alexia... It's not the first time it's happened... I never did like Christmas anyway.

Although I do appreciate the gift I... I'm not entirely sure how it works...

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Don't you just love this game~?
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:iconberceusequeen:
I took the liberty of going ahead and hooking the device up to the television in the living room. All you need to do is...

Nevermind. I suppose I'll have to show you. I can't imagine how one would go about describing how to work such a thing via text, to be quite honest.

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Every last creature on Earth will exist to serve me...
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:iconberceuseking:
Oh, does that mean you're coming up~?

I look forward to it! I'm sure it will be fun! Wh-Whatever it is! ♥

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Don't you just love this game~?
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:iconpracticalal:
Merry Christmas, Mr. Ashford! :flirty:
.......I love you. ; u;..

I hope you and Alexia have a wonderful one.

*Hands you a gift*


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Mark 8:36 - "For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul in the process?"

~•~ Ask and You Shall Receive! ~•~
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:iconberceuseking:
Why thank you, kind peasant. I hope you have a very merry Christmas yourself.

And I do not wish people good things often, so you should feel blessed.

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Don't you just love this game~?
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